1. chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom BEST MOM I’m crYING

    chemicaldarkshine:

    hardestcopy:

    bijou1986:

    A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

    About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

    He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

    Hey Mom
    I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love,
    Your Son.

    A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

    Dear Son,
    I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
    When are the two of you coming for dinner?
    Love,
    Mom

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    BEST MOM

    I’m crYING

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    I wasn’t originally sold on the idea of blogging.

    Even when I tried to get in the habit of posting, I found it hard to stick with. Blogging took time — time to write essays daily, put in links, clean up spam, and respond to the comments that trickled…

  3. skinnyfitconfident: 100 Running Songs! (The image links to the original article) In no particular order: Afrojack – Take Over Control Bruno Mars – Runaway Baby Kelly Clarkson – Whyawannabringmedown Barenaked Ladies – One Week Kanye West – Champion The Offspring – The Kids Aren’t Alright T.I. – Bring Em Out Lady Gaga ft. Colby O’Donis – Just Dance Chris Brown – Yeah 3x Alien Ant Farm – Smooth Criminal YoungBloodz – Imma Shine Beyonce & Jay Z – Crazy In Love Black Eyed Peas – Pump It Neon Trees – Animal LMFAO ft. Lil Jon – Shots Usher ft. Will-I-Am – OMG Willow Smith – Whip My Hair Rihanna – Disturbia Will-I-Am ft. Mick Jagger & Jennifer Lopez – T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) Tinie Tempah ft. Wiz Khalifa – Till I’m Gone Samantha Jade – Step Up Fatboy Slim – Rockafeller Skank Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo & Afrojack- Give Me Everything Outkast – Hey Ya Nicki Minaj – Starships Will Smith – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It Prodigy – Breathe Janelle Monae ft. Big Boi- Tightrope Kanye West – Power Ke$ha – Blow Destiny’s Child – Survivor Nicki Minaj & David Guetta – Turn Me On Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Stop The Party Chris Brown – I Can Transform Ya Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – Moves Like Jagger Kelly Clarkson – Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) Lenny Kravitz – Are You Going To Go My Way Skrillex – Bangarang Usher – More Rihanna – Breakin Dishes Smash Mouth – All Star Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo – Let’s Go La Roux – Bulletproof Madcon – Beggin’ LMFAO – Sexy And I Know It Michael Franti & Spearhead – Say Hey (I Love You) Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris – Baby Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit Pink – Raise Your Glass Rick Ross – Push It Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Phunk With my Heart Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Christina Aquilera ft. Nicki Minaj – WooHoo Eminem – Lose Yourself Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) Trapt – Headstrong Salt ‘N Pepa – Push It T-Pain – Church The Veronicas – 4ever LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem Eminem – Won’t Back Down The Ting Tings – That’s Not My Name Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – We Found Love Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil’ Wayne – Let It Rock DJ Khaled – Out Here Grindin’ Lenny Kravitz – Where Are We Runnin’? Fabolous – Breathe Jessie J – Domino Kris Kross – Jump Flo Rida ft. Sia – Wild Ones Kanye West & Jay Z – Ni**as In Paris Drake ft. Lil Wayne & Tinie Tempah – The Motto (Remix) Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough Cobra Starship – You Make Me Feel… Britney Spears – I Wanna Go Enur ft. Natasja & Mims – Calabria 2008 Fergie – Here I Come Eve – Tambourine Outkast – B.O.B. House Of Pain – Jump Around Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You Gwen Stefani – The Sweet Escape Fort Minor – Remember The Name Paramore – Ignorance Lady Gaga – Born This Way Linkin Park – Papercut Rihanna – Where Have You Been B.o.B ft. Rivers Cuomo – Magic Selena Gomez & The Scene – Love You Like A Love Song Britney Spears – Till The World Ends Matchbox Twenty – How Far We’ve Come ATC – All Around The World Beyonce – Countdown Christina Aguilera – Fighter Kanye West – Stronger Flo Rida – Good Feeling Smash Mouth – I’m A Believer DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain & Snoop Dogg – All I Do Is Win Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake – 4 Minutes Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder

    skinnyfitconfident:

    100 Running Songs! (The image links to the original article)

    In no particular order:

    1. Afrojack – Take Over Control
    2. Bruno Mars – Runaway Baby
    3. Kelly Clarkson – Whyawannabringmedown
    4. Barenaked Ladies – One Week
    5. Kanye West – Champion
    6. The Offspring – The Kids Aren’t Alright
    7. T.I. – Bring Em Out
    8. Lady Gaga ft. Colby O’Donis – Just Dance
    9. Chris Brown – Yeah 3x
    10. Alien Ant Farm – Smooth Criminal
    11. YoungBloodz – Imma Shine
    12. Beyonce & Jay Z – Crazy In Love
    13. Black Eyed Peas – Pump It
    14. Neon Trees – Animal
    15. LMFAO ft. Lil Jon – Shots
    16. Usher ft. Will-I-Am – OMG
    17. Willow Smith – Whip My Hair
    18. Rihanna – Disturbia
    19. Will-I-Am ft. Mick Jagger & Jennifer Lopez – T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)
    20. Tinie Tempah ft. Wiz Khalifa – Till I’m Gone
    21. Samantha Jade – Step Up
    22. Fatboy Slim – Rockafeller Skank
    23. Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo & Afrojack- Give Me Everything
    24. Outkast – Hey Ya
    25. Nicki Minaj – Starships
    26. Will Smith – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It
    27. Prodigy – Breathe
    28. Janelle Monae ft. Big Boi- Tightrope
    29. Kanye West – Power
    30. Ke$ha – Blow
    31. Destiny’s Child – Survivor
    32. Nicki Minaj & David Guetta – Turn Me On
    33. Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Stop The Party
    34. Chris Brown – I Can Transform Ya
    35. Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – Moves Like Jagger
    36. Kelly Clarkson – Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)
    37. Lenny Kravitz – Are You Going To Go My Way
    38. Skrillex – Bangarang
    39. Usher – More
    40. Rihanna – Breakin Dishes
    41. Smash Mouth – All Star
    42. Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo – Let’s Go
    43. La Roux – Bulletproof
    44. Madcon – Beggin’
    45. LMFAO – Sexy And I Know It
    46. Michael Franti & Spearhead – Say Hey (I Love You)
    47. Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris – Baby
    48. Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
    49. Pink – Raise Your Glass
    50. Rick Ross – Push It
    51. Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Phunk With my Heart
    52. Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
    53. Christina Aquilera ft. Nicki Minaj – WooHoo
    54. Eminem – Lose Yourself
    55. Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee)
    56. Trapt – Headstrong
    57. Salt ‘N Pepa – Push It
    58. T-Pain – Church
    59. The Veronicas – 4ever
    60. LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
    61. Eminem – Won’t Back Down
    62. The Ting Tings – That’s Not My Name
    63. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – We Found Love
    64. Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil’ Wayne – Let It Rock
    65. DJ Khaled – Out Here Grindin’
    66. Lenny Kravitz – Where Are We Runnin’?
    67. Fabolous – Breathe
    68. Jessie J – Domino
    69. Kris Kross – Jump
    70. Flo Rida ft. Sia – Wild Ones
    71. Kanye West & Jay Z – Ni**as In Paris
    72. Drake ft. Lil Wayne & Tinie Tempah – The Motto (Remix)
    73. Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
    74. Cobra Starship – You Make Me Feel…
    75. Britney Spears – I Wanna Go
    76. Enur ft. Natasja & Mims – Calabria 2008
    77. Fergie – Here I Come
    78. Eve – Tambourine
    79. Outkast – B.O.B.
    80. House Of Pain – Jump Around
    81. Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You
    82. Gwen Stefani – The Sweet Escape
    83. Fort Minor – Remember The Name
    84. Paramore – Ignorance
    85. Lady Gaga – Born This Way
    86. Linkin Park – Papercut
    87. Rihanna – Where Have You Been
    88. B.o.B ft. Rivers Cuomo – Magic
    89. Selena Gomez & The Scene – Love You Like A Love Song
    90. Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
    91. Matchbox Twenty – How Far We’ve Come
    92. ATC – All Around The World
    93. Beyonce – Countdown
    94. Christina Aguilera – Fighter
    95. Kanye West – Stronger
    96. Flo Rida – Good Feeling
    97. Smash Mouth – I’m A Believer
    98. DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain & Snoop Dogg – All I Do Is Win
    99. Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake – 4 Minutes
    100. Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder

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    A good friend knows when to hold you back.

    A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

    I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

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    matchstickmolly:

    88 Snacks Under 100 Calories

    Originally from The Greatist

    Sweet Tooth

    1. Mini PB&F: One fig Newton with 1 teaspoon peanut butter.
    2. Chocolate Banana: Half a frozen banana [this size] dipped in two squares of melted dark chocolate.
    3. Frozen grapes (any color): 1 cup (about 28 grapes), stuck in the freezer for 2+ hours.
    4. Honeyed Yogurt: ½ cup nonfat Greek yogurt with a dash of cinnamon and 1 teaspoon honey.
    5. Spiced Orange: One orange— about the size of a tennis ball— sprinkled with cinnamon.
    6. Grilled Pineapple: 2 ¼-inch thick pineapple rounds (about 1 cup), grilled (or sautéed) for two minutes or until golden.
    7. Berries n’ Cream: 1 cup blueberries with 2 tablespoons whipped topping.
    8. Stuffed Figs: Two small dried figs with 1 tablespoon reduced-fat ricotta stuffed inside. Sprinkle with cinnamon.
    9. Oats n’ Berries:  ⅓ cup rolled oats (cooked with water), topped with cinnamon and ¼ cup freshberries.
    10. Dark Chocolate: One block, or three squares.
    11. Nut-Stuffed Date: One Medjool Date filled with one teaspoon natural unsalted almond butter.
    12. Chocolate Milk: 6 ounces skim milk mixed with 2 teaspoons chocolate syrup.
    13. Cinnamon Applesauce: 1 cup unsweetened applesauce (like Motts). Or, try this homemade version!
    14. Citrus-Berry Salad: 1 cup mixed berry salad (raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, and/or blackberries) tossed with one tablespoon fresh-squeezed orange juice.
    15. Maple-Pumpkin Yogurt: ½ cup non-fat regular yogurt (go Greek for extra protein!) with 2 tablespoons pumpkin puree and 1 teaspoon maple syrup… like this!
    16. Chocolate Pudding: One 4oz package. Try a fat/sugar free version or a homemade one!
    17. Chocolate Covered Strawberries: Five strawberries dipped in two squares melted dark chocolate.
    18. Tropical Juice Smoothie: ¼ cup pineapple juice, orange juice, and apple juice, blended with ice.
    19. Vanilla and Banana Smoothie: ½ cup sliced banana, ¼ cup nonfat vanilla yogurt, and a handful of ice blended until smooth.
    20. MYO Banana Chips: One sliced banana dipped in lemon juice and baked.
    21. Baked Apple: One tennis ball-sized apple, cored, filled with 1 teaspoon brown sugar and cinnamon, and baked until tender.
    22. Fruity Waffles: One 7-grain frozen waffle toasted and topped with ¼ cup fresh mixed berries.
    23. Skinny S’more: Two graham crackers with one roasted marshmallow and one small square dark chocolate.
    24. Cinnamon Graham Crackers & Peanut butter: Two graham cracker squares with 1 teaspoon peanut butter and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
    25. Cereal and Milk: ½ cup rice krispies with ½ cup skim milk.
    26. Milk n’ Cookies: Five animal crackers with ½ cup skim milk.
    27. Warm Spiced Cider: 6 ounces apple cider with sprinkles of cinnamon and nutmeg, warmed.
    28. Citrus Sherbet: ½ cup lime sherbet (about one standard-sized ice-cream scoop) with ½ sliced kiwi.
    29. Café Latte: 8 ounces steamed skim milk with 1 shot espresso.
    30. Jelly Beans: 25 of ‘em! Although we don’t recommend these.
    31. Marshmallow Pear: ½ pear diced and topped with 1 tablespoon marshmallow fluff.
    32. Protein Shake: One scoop protein powder with 8 ounces water (choose from tasty powder flavors like cookies n’ cream and chocolate peanut butter!). 
    33. M.Y.O. Popsicle: 8 ounces lemonade frozen in an ice pop mold, or use a small paper cup as a mold.
    34. Apple Chips: Munch on ¾ cup of kinds like these, or use this recipe

    Savory

    1. Carrots n’ Hummus: About 10 baby carrots with 2 tablespoons hummus.
    2. Pistachios: A couple handfuls— about 25 nuts (Crackin’ them open will take more time and avoid grabbing 25 more).
    3. Cheese n’ Crackers: Five Kashi 7-grain crackers with 1 stick reduced-fat string cheese.
    4. Dippy Egg: Oneover easy egg with ½ slice whole-wheat toast, sliced (to dip in yolk!).
    5. Cheesy Breaded Tomatoes: Two roasted plum tomatoes sliced and topped with 2 tablespoons breadcrumbs and a sprinkle of parmesan cheese.
    6. Curried Sweet Potato: One medium sweet potato (about 5 inches long) cooked for six minutes in the microwave and mashed with 1 teaspoon curry, and a sprinkle of salt and pepper.
    7. “Cheesy” Popcorn: 2 cups air-popped popcorn with 1 tablespoon nutritional yeast— it’ll taste like real cheese!
    8.  Guacamole stuffed Egg Whites: Halve a hardboiled egg, remove yolk, and stuff the empty space with 2 tablespoons guacamole (avocado, lime, cilantro and salt).
    9. Grilled Spinach and Feta Polenta: 3 oz polenta (about the size of a deck of cards) cooked with 1 ½ cups water and topped with 1 teaspoon feta cheese and a handful spinach.
    10. Soy Edamame: ¼ cup boiled Edamame with 1 teaspoon soy sauce.
    11. Dijon Pretzels: Two pretzel rods with 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard.
    12. Crunchy Curried Tuna Salad: ½ cup canned tuna with 1 teaspoon curry powder, 1 tablespoon chopped red onion, and two ribs celery (chopped).
    13. Greek Tomatoes: One tomato (about the size of a tennis ball) chopped and mixed with 1 tablespoon feta and a squeeze of lemon juice.
    14. Shrimp Cocktail: Eight medium sized shrimp boiled and served with 2 tablespoons classic cocktail sauce.
    15. Smoked Beef Jerky: About 1 ounce— look for low sodium versions!
    16. Cheddar and Tomato Soup: ½ cup tomato soup with 1 tablespoon shredded low-fat cheddar cheese.
    17. Kale Chips: ½ cup raw kale— stems removed— baked with 1 teaspoon olive oil at 400° until crisp.
    18. Sweet Potato Fries: One light-bulb sized sweet potato sliced, tossed with 1 teaspoon olive oil, and baked at 400° for 10 minutes.
    19.  Cucumber Sandwich: ½ English muffin with 2 tablespoons cottage cheese and three slices of cucumber.
    20. Turkey Roll-Ups: Four slices smoked turkey rolled up and dipped in 2 teaspoons honey mustard.
    21. Mixed Olives: About 8 olives.
    22. Antipasto Plate: One Pepperocini, a ½ inch cube of cheddar cheese, one slice pepperoni, and one olive.
    23.  Pumpkin Seeds: 2 tablespoons pumpkin seeds, sprayed with oil (just a spritz!) and baked at for 400° for 15 minutes or until brown. Sprinkle with kosher salt.
    24. Choco-Soy Nuts: 3 tablespoons soy nuts with 1 teaspoon cocoa nibs.
    25. Wasabi Peas: About  ⅓ cup of these green treats.
    26. Balsamic Veggies: 3 cups raw peppers (any color!) dipped in 2 tablespoons balsamic reduction.
    27. Cheesy Roasted Asparagus: Four spears (spritzed with olive-oil spray) and topped with 2 tablespoons grated parmesan cheese, baked for 10 minutes at 400°.
    28. Cucumber salad: One large cucumber (sliced) with 2 tablespoons chopped red onion and 2 tablespoons apple-cider vinegar.
    29. Spinach and Feta Egg-White Scramble: Three egg whites scrambled and mixed with ½ cup rawspinach and 1 tbsp feta cheese. Cook in frying pan or zap in microwave until egg whites are no longer runny (about 1-2 minutes).
    30. Crunchy Kale Salad: 1 cup kale leaves chopped with 1 teaspoon honey and 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar.
    31. Chick Pea Salad: ¼ chickpeas with 1 tablespoon sliced scallions, a squeeze of lemon juice, and ¼ cup diced tomatoes.
    32. Grilled Garlic Corn on the Cob: One small-sized ear brushed with 1 teaspoon sautéed minced garlic and 1 teaspoon olive oil, grilled until tender.
    33. Pretzels & Cream Cheese: 15mini pretzel sticks with 2 tablespoons fat-free cream cheese.
    34.  Bacon Brussels Salad: Seven brussel spouts thinly sliced and mixed with one piece lean bacon, chopped.
    35. Rosemary Potatoes:  ⅓ cup thinly sliced potato tossed with 1 teaspoons olive oil and a teaspoon of chopped rosemary.
    36. Spicy Black Beans: ¼ cup black beans with 1 tablespoon salsa and 1 tablespoon non-fat Greek yogurt.
    37. Caprese Salad: 1 ounce (hockey puck sized) of fresh mozzarella with ½ cup cherry tomatoes and 2 teaspoons of balsamic vinegar.
    38. Goldfish: About 40 fishies…try the cheddar kind!
    39. Chips n’ Salsa: 10 baked tortilla chips with ¼ cup salsa.
    40. Mini Ham Sandwich: Two slices honey-baked ham with 2 teaspoons honey mustard rolled in a lettuce leaf.
    41. Lox Bagel: ½ whole-wheat mini bagel with two thin slices of lox.

    Sweet & Salty

    1. Chocolate Trail Mix: Eight almonds, four chocolate chips, and 1 tablespoon raisins.
    2. Apples and Cheese: 1 non-fat mozzarella cheese stick with half of a baseball-sized apple (any variety), sliced.
    3. PB & Celery: 1 medium celery stalk with 1 tablespoon peanut butter.
    4. Cottage Cheese Melon Boat: 1 cup melon balls with ½ cup non-fat cottage cheese.
    5. Carrot and Raisin Salad: 1 cup shaved carrots with 2 tablespoons raisins and 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar.
    6. Tropical Cottage Cheese: ½ cup non-fat cottage cheese with ½ cup fresh mango and pineapple, chopped.
    7. Blue-Cheese Stuffed Apricots: Three dried apricots with 1 tablespoon crumbled blue cheese.
    8. Rice Cake and Almond Butter: One rice cake (try brown rice!) with 2 teaspoons almond butter.
    9. Sweet n’ Spicy Pecans: Five pecans roasted with 2 teaspoons maple syrup and 1 teaspoon cinnamon.
    10. Apples n’ Peanut Butter: ½ an apple, sliced and dipped in 1 teaspoon natural peanut butter.
    11. Chocolate Hazelnut Crackers: Four wheat thins dipped in 1 teaspoon Nutella (or other hazelnut spread).
    12. Strawberry Salad: 1 cup raw spinach with ½ cup sliced strawberries and 1 tablespoon balsamic.
    13. Cacao-Roasted Almonds: Pop in eight almonds like these!

    Savory #30 and 37 are my favorites

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